JESUS, PROTECT ME FROM YOUR FOLLOWERS (CONTINUED)

October 29, 2007

James Hartline is an "ex-gay" minister with AIDS. And further proof, if proof were needed, that there's nothing more mean-spirited or prickish than a conservative evangelical. Even facing terminal illness can't elicit an ounce of compassion, empathy or human warmth from these horrible fuckers.

So far, the California fires have destroyed more than 2,000 homes and killed seven people. And, just as with Katrina, the Jeezuzlanders are seeking to pin the blame on those pesky gays.

But it's not that 'flamers' are literally combusting California like negligent X-men... According to Hartline, it's because they've pissed off homicidal conservative God with their gayness:

"They shook their fists at God and said, "We don't care what the Bible says, We want the California school children indoctrinated into homosexuality!" ... And then the wildfires of Southern California engulfed the land like a raging judgment against the radicalized anti-christian California rebels."

Strangely, I'm yet to notice "Butt Sex 101" making its debut on the curriculum in California's schools. And it would also appear Conservative God has a much shakier aim than the O.T. God who did those surgical strikes on Sodom and Gomorrah. Why has Conservative God "in-sin-erated" all that staunchly hetero, Jeezuz-loving rural real estate and left homo 'hoods like West Hollywood so fabulously uncharred?

But much as it's fun (but fruitless) to rationalize the irrationality of the irrational by arguing with it, a serious point remains. Why do we continue to tolerate this ridiculous hate speak from "Christians"? Gays pay taxes too and we live in a secular society. So shut the fuck up, all you haters, fake Christians and assorted God-botherers. (Link to this)

PICTURE OF THE WEEK... NO CAPTION NECESSARY

October 29, 2007

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I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING... ERR... MAYBE NOT

October 29, 2007

News too depressing? Bush, Bush, Terrism, Dictatorship, War, blah blah... how about a guy having sex with a bike?

A man was caught naked from the waist down having sexual intercourse with a bicycle in a Scottish hostel room by cleaning staff. Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.

The bike fucker has been placed on the sex offenders' register and his sentence deferred until next month. But... sex offender register??? Unless it was it an underage Bigwheel, who is to say it was not consensual? (Link to this)

SNAPSHOT OF IMPENDING DISASTER

October 19, 2007

Left: Norman Podhoretz, 2004 Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient and author of "The Case for Bombing Iran" hangs with Henry Kissinger, author of "The Case For Bombing Everybody."

Our Dear Leader's new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff repayed Bush's favor by saying yesterday that the US military is capable of going to war with Iran.

"From a military standpoint, there is more than enough reserve to respond if that, in fact, is what the national leadership wanted to do, and so I don't think we're too stretched in that regard," Adm. Michael Mullen told reporters when asked if current operations had worn out U.S. forces.

So... our military are somehow overstretched in Iraq but miraculously ready to take on a war with another country three times its size? Apparently, there wasn't even a fake-cough "bullshit" muttered by anyone in attendance.

Meanwhile in Israel, Shimon Peres said in reference to the "Iranian nuclear threat" that the world "must open its eyes before it is too late," and went on to compare Ahmadinejad with with Stalin and Hitler. So... the dumb old world should wake up to Iran's non-existent nuclear threat and realize that Ahmadinejad, far from being a powerless big mouth presiding over a low-rent third world theocracy, is in fact Statler... or is it Hitlin? Allow me to interject with a fake-cough "bullshit" in Hebrew...

All this preemptive war bluster against the backdrop of a dizzying 24-percent approval rating for Bush, a spectacular 11 percent for the Democrat majority congress and an enormous 9 percent of us actually in favor of attacking Iran. God help us... if this isn't the definition of an unchecked dictatorship in action, what the fuck is? (Link to this)

TODAY IN RACISM

October 19, 2007

James D. Watson, co-discoverer of the DNA helix and winner of the 1962 Nobel Prize in medicine, has just proved that even a brainiac capable of such great feats of science can still be a twat.

Watson was recently sharing his early 18th century vintage opinion that black people are inherently dumber than whites telling the Sunday Times of London that "all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours — whereas all the testing says not really." (Is this what happens when an old guy catches a Cedric The Entertainer movie in his hotel room the night before an important interview?)

Out of the many news sites reporting on Watson's noxious brain fart, guess which was the only one that felt it relevant to share that he's also a "lifelong Democrat and avowed secular humanist"? Yup... (Link to this)

NASHVILLE SANTORUM

October 18, 2007

Country Music plumbs new depths for tear-jerking source material

When wackjob Santorum was finally ousted in 2006, losing to Robert Casey Jr. (and reason) by a wide margin, his eight-year-old daughter Sarah was shown crying on TV. Now this maudlin episode has inspired a country song by Martina McBride. Who said good taste was a rare commodity? (Link to this)

TODAY'S GAY PEDO REPUBLICAN NON-SHOCK

October 15, 2007

...Or not as the case may be.

Wisconsin Brown County GOP Chairman has resigned after being charged with two counts of child enticement, two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a child and a single charge of exposing himself to a child.

Donald Fleischman, 37, is accused of molesting a 16-year old runaway at his home after plying him with weed and beer. The boy told police that when he was in bed, Fleischman would fondle him and that on one occasion he awoke to find him wacking off at the foot of his bed. Normal people call this child molestation. I guess most Republicans would just call it Saturday night.

GOP kiddie-fiddling is so endemic it's becoming less shocking than monotonous. To say "what the fuck is wrong with these perverted bastards?" seems like the kind of question the Democrats should now be asking in Congress. After all, if almost every news day brought another seedy revelation about delinquent freaks touching up kids who all just happened to be Dems, it's hard not to imagine Fox News going into overdrive and Republican strategists thanking God for a golden opportunity to trash the DNC.

Seriously, based on the evidence, Republicans are a serious threat to our children. Remember when politicians were content to just kiss babies instead of going for full penetration? (Link to this) (StumbleUpon)

I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER, I'M GONNA LEARN HOW TO FLY...

October 15, 2007

Fame standards have slipped since the days of Irene Cara... Larry Craig and Rudy Ghouliani in leg warmers? Am I high? Do I need to be..?

It may be a cliché, but we are indeed living in strange times. Over in Idaho they've chosen erstwhile bald toilet trader Larry Craig for induction into the Idaho (yes, really) Hall of Fame. Sure, he's famous but couldn't they do better than that? Even in fame-starved Idaho???

The magnificently named Idaho governor Butch Otter is also nominated. And apart from dumping his wife to marry Miss Idaho USA while still managing to retain the support of "social conservatives", it's also hard to guess what makes Otter such a must-have.

But, lest I unfairly single out Idaho as a sinkhole of bad judgment, lets consider today's national standard of fame. There is one word for it: Giuliani. This tacky, self-aggrandizing, scrotum-headed carnival barker still slithers the political landscape and is (God alone knows why) the most talked about of the potential 2008 runners. I wish the worst that could be said of him is that he tried to suck cock in an airport bathroom.

I defer to Matt Taibbi at Rolling Stone to sum up Giuliani in words I'm too weary to muster:

"Rudy giuliani is a true American hero, and we know this because he does all the things we expect of heroes these days -- like make $16 million a year, and lobby for Hugo Chávez and Rupert Murdoch, and promote wars without ever having served in the military, and hire a lawyer to call his second wife a "stuck pig," and organize absurd, grandstanding pogroms against minor foreign artists, and generally drift through life being a shameless opportunist with an outsize ego who doesn't even bother to conceal the fact that he's had a hard-on for the presidency since he was in diapers."

Yup, strange times indeed. (Link to this) (StumbleUpon)

ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR ISRAEL (CONTINUED)

October 11, 2007

Not content with shipping our kids off to die for Israel, Bushco is also busy making sure Jewish groups have preferential treatment here in the US. Out of $24 million in total grants announced by the Department of Homeland Security last week to help protect non-profit organizations in the war on terror, $19.6 million is going directly to stateside Jewish groups. Because, of course, Jewish targets were top of the list on 9-11...

If more evidence of Bushco's close proximity to the Zionist pocket were needed, they have also refused to comment on Israel's recent illegal land grabs. State Department spokesman Sean McCormack told reporters that Washington had not yet determined what its official reaction would be. My guess is it'll be something along the lines of "great job, how may we help you?"

Of course, I'm backing myself into that old "anti-semitic" corner again by criticizing Israel. In future I might preface such comments with a disclaimer stating "Opposition to Zionist fascism and the dumb schmucks in America who mindlessly support it is not anti-semitism nor is it thought crime." (Link to this) (StumbleUpon) (Related: PRO-ZIONIST BRAINWASH SET TO "HEAVY SOIL")

FAKE LIBERTARIAN BULLSHIT

October 11, 2007

Even as a nicotine addict, Fried Wire is more than happy to see Schwarzenegger ban smoking in cars with kids. Only a total cunt could argue that our freedom to gas children like midget Auschwitz victims with poisonous smoke in moving automobiles is one worth preserving... Oh... hold on... here comes one now.

"Even if smoking around children is a bad idea (if?), it isn't the government's job to stop people from doing it," said Walter Williams, a conservative commentator whose pet hate is the nanny state. "If we justify things on the basis of what's good for people, there's no end in sight," said Williams, an economics professor at George Mason University in Fairfax, Va.

So could I move to repeal those dumb laws regarding common assault and beat Walter Williams to within an inch of his miserable life with a length of lead pipe? After all, only a "nanny state" would take it upon themselves to protect people from arbitrary violent attacks.

Why is it that fake libertarian bullshitters like Williams only stand up for the bad freedoms? Guns for the insane? Sure. Smoke around the kids? Go ahead. No seatbelts? Knock yourself... Oddly, good freedoms such as access to non-usurious health insurance, a functional education system, adequate housing, liveable wages, constitutionally guaranteed privacy, etc., etc. don't seem to figure into "Libertarianism" that much. (Link to this)

MORE CHRISTIAN PERVS? WATCH THIS SPACE...

October 11, 2007

Wow... imagine that.

Richard Roberts, the son of the television evangelist Oral "900-foot-Jesus" Roberts and Oral Roberts University president is being sued by a group of former professors citing charges of "financial, political and personal irregularities."

Most intriguingly, they claim that the Roberts family’s university-paid cell phones sent text messages to "under-age males — often between 1 a.m. and 3 a.m." But the plaintiffs said "some of the more salacious entries" were omitted from the suit "to preserve, as much as possible, the remaining positive image of the university." Good luck with that, disgruntled Jeezuzlanders.

Seems that Mrs. Roberts - a member of the board of regents often referred to as ORU's "first lady" - frequently had cell-phone bills of more than $800 per month texting aforementioned minors. A longtime maintenance employee also calims he was fired so that an underage male friend of Mrs. Roberts could have his position.

Is it just me, or does the lack of gay cruising/cross-dressing/rubberwear/anally-inserted dildos make this evangelical underage sex story seem almost wholesome? (Link to this)

ANN COULTER ON THEOLOGY

October 11, 2007

"Ann Coulter, author of If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, and if Ann Coulter had any brains, she would not say Jews need to be perfected. I'm offended by that personally. And we'll have more Big Idea when we come back."
- Donny Deutsch

So... let's get this straight... when 'liberals' criticize the right wing herd for their Stepford Wives-like service to the state of Israel, they get called anti-semites by everyone from Hillary Clinton to Dick Cheney. Americans are dying in Iraq (and soon Iran?) to help the apartheid state feel a little less insecure about itself, but we must never say anything negative about our monotheist God buddies in the Holy Land.

So how come the religious lunatics of Jeezuzland and their political suitors are able to keep on with sinisterly patronizing cant about "the Jews killed Jesus" and "the Jews need to accept the savior" without giving AIPAC an aneurysm?

After all, it's not anti-semitic (anti-Zionist maybe) to criticize the policies of Israel, but trashing Judaism sure as hell doesn't feel very "pro-semitic."

Case in point: appearing on Donny Deutsch's "The Big Idea," recently Ann Coulter suggested that the U.S. would be a better place if there weren't any Jews and that they should be "perfected" into Christians.

Editor & Publisher recounts that "It led Deutsch to suggest that surely he [sic] couldn't mean that, and when she insisted she did, he said this sounded anti-Semitic." No shit.

Ann Coulter a theological spokesman for Christianity? Not since the days of the Borgias could JC have dreamed of being more horribly misrepresented. (Link to this)

GOOGLE: A WRONG KIND OF AMERICAN DREAM

October 11, 2007

Why do the "Freemarketeers" continue to trash one of American capitalism's greatest success stories?

Cuntservatives are whining about Google again. Seems they're not patriotic enough for those self-appointed judges of other people's patriotism tapping out daily denouncements from moms' basements and corporately subsidized political spankatoriums across America. And last week's decision to mark the 50th anniversary of the Sputnik launch by replacing the second "g" in Google with a drawing of the Soviet satellite has really lit a fire under some right-wing fannies.

Because Google never choose to mark patriotic US holidays with novelty logos, their commemoration of commies in space is particularly galling to the wingnuterati. "When they ignore Veterans Day and Memorial Day, I think they're telling us something about the way they view America," sputtered Wingnut Magnum-alike Joseph Farah, editor of WorldNetDaily.com.

And as usual, by the nature of their criticism, authority fags like Farah are telling us way more about the way they view America. Perhaps as a semi-fascist dictatorship where conformity is celebrated and freedom of expression is tolerated only if it concurs with their point of view?

As usual, the cuntservative vendetta against Google - like their obsessive hatred of academics - just seems to show how resentful and suspicious they are of 'clever folks'.

Google has grown from zero to $23 billion in less than a decade and is one of the world's most recognizable and powerful brands. It's one of those classic American dream stories conservatives usually love to celebrate... and maybe they would if it had been founded by a couple of sweaty Christian conservatives from Buttfuck, Oklahoma, instead of by freethinking brainiacs from indelibly blue California. (Link to this)

AUTO-ASPHYXIATED MINISTERS AND PEDOPHILE CLOWNS: WELCOME TO JEEZUZLAND

October 10, 2007

Klutzo: Christian clown and orphan molester. Which is worse? I'm not sure...

Back in August, Reverend Gary Aldridge was found dead at his home in east Montgomery, Alabama. He had been senior pastor at Thorington Road Baptist Church for the last 15 years and graduated from Jerry Falwell's Liberty University. Jeezuzlanders put it all down to murder and a press release from Aldridge's church said:

"As our leadership sorts through this difficult time, our church asks the media and community to be respectful to the facts of the event. At this point, there is very little information. Please refrain from speculation until the authorities handling the case reveal the facts."

Well, guess what? The facts have now been revealed and I'm not sure the Thorington Road Baptist Church will be best pleased. According to the police report, Aldridge was found "hog-tied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask." Investigators determined that Gary Aldridge’s death was not caused by foul play but was due to "accidental mechanical asphyxia". The God-fearing wingnut minister also had a condom wrapped dildo jammed up his ass. Nice touch, but still not very safe sex apparently.

News also reaches us that Klutzo the Christian clown has been arrested on child pornography charges for allegedly taking naked photographs of young boys at a Philippines orphanage.

Klutzo, an ordained minister and 40-year veteran evangelist, describes himself as a Christian clown who performs at parties, picnics, vacation Bible school, children's church.

Ironically, back in December 1986, he wrote a letter to the State Journal-Register on the dangers of pornography. In that letter he called himself a "Christian Conservative" and 16-year veteran of law enforcement. Good luck in prison, Klutzo! (Link to this)

MORE NEWS FROM THE GOP BATHROOM

October 10, 2007

Cuddly sex pervert Joey DiFatta's soon-to-be deleted Web site (Note "Meet Joey" link: just name your time, day and rest room...).

Louisiana Republican Councilman Joey DiFatta recently withdrew from his Senate campaign because The Times-Picayune was about to report on his record of engaging in lewd behavior in public restrooms.

"In one police report it shows that DiFatta was watching a man use the bathroom while peering through a hole in a bathroom stall. Another says DiFatta slid his foot into the deputy's stall and tapped the deputy's foot"

Seems these GOP'ers just can't resist the sultry lure of a nasty bathroom. This is like shooting fish in a freakin' barrel.

And, while on the subject of sad, greasy little perverts masquerading as lawmakers, new developments are emerging on the Larry Craig front. The same male hooker who outed Ted Haggard is now claiming Craig as a former customer. Although he's produced no proof, I would have no hesitation in taking the word of a meth-using male prostitute over a Republican any day. (Link to this)

LONG LIVE THE FATHERLAND!

October 10, 2007

How it must warm the cockles of every slack-jawed xenophobe and closet racist to live in Bushco's America. Not since the days of the segregated South or prewar Germany has it been so hip to be a racist. And it's all thanks to Saint George and his big dumb crusade. Yup, Islam is what attacked us on 9-11 so go ahead, small-minded bigot, indulge your anti-towelhead rhetoric... and long live The Fatherland!

Some may describe Bushco's miserable reign as one devoid of achievement. I would disagree. Bush's one big achievement has been to make irrational hatred of a cultural and religious minority not just societally acceptable but even patriotic... so long live The Fatherland!

How the wing nuts love to rail against Islam and its murderous hordes (even though we're currently leading them by a 166-to-1 kill ratio) and stir up the fear factor... and long live The Fatherland!

This week, for example, the House took up a resolution recognizing the commencement of Ramadan and "demonstrating solidarity with and support for members of the community of Islam in the United States." In other words, an annual token sop to multiculturalism that usually passes unanimously and unnoticed because no-one really gives a shit. But not any more. There were 42 members (41 Republicans and 1 Dem) who voted "present" but did not back the gesture... Long Live The Fatherland!

Rep Tim Walberg (R-Minn.), explained the "thinking" behind the Ramadan-a-ding-dongs' nasty little gesture:

"To offer respect for a major religion is one thing, but to offer respect for a major religion that has been behind the Islamic jihad, the radical jihad, that has sworn war upon the United States, its free allies and freedom in Iraq, is another thing."

So when do we start burning their convenience stores and forcing them to wear little yellow badges, Herr Walberg..? Jeez, did them old geezers fight a war against the Nazis just so bargain-basement little Hitlers could take over America fifty years later? I'd think not. (Link to this) (Related: AMERICAN TALIBAN ADVANCING THOSE NOBLE CHRISTIAN VIRTUES OF HATRED AND HYPOCRISY)

A SCARY CLOWN IN THE GOP BIG TENT

October 6, 2007

They call him "Doctor No" and he's madder and more dangerous than a rabid racoon trapped in a dumpster...

Being the craziest Senator on the Republican side of the aisle must be like being the biggest titted bimbo at the Playboy Mansion. Talk about high bars... but Tom Coburn (R-Bizarro World) might just be the most insane bastard in the party - the scary clown in the GOP big tent if you will.

Coburn enjoys a vote. More accurately, he enjoys a no vote. In fact he's voted 'no' on so many bills you might wonder if he'd vote 'no' on buckets of water if his own demented ass was on fire.

Thanks to one of the Senate's more arcane procedural loopholes which allows any single lawmaker to block a vote, Coburn has just nixed a bill designed to prevent the legally insane from owning guns. Hell, even the NRA was in favor of that one... But, according to The Washington Post, it gets worse:

"Coburn has holds on about 100 pieces of legislation he opposes. Using dozens of amendments, he also has stalled a raft of spending bills for expanded veterans' health care, bridge upgrades and children's health care."

So why is no-one asking that we change the rules so dangerous grandstanding pricks like Coburn don't get to single-handedly screw over any measure that might be considered good for the country? Or are dying kids, vets without healthcare, collapsing bridges and gun-toting lunatics now consistent with our vision of a perfect society? (Link to this)

CRAIG WON'T GO QUIETLY

October 5, 2007

That Senator with the Colossus of Rhodes "wide stance" who is as straight as the next man trawling for gay sex in an airport bathroom, has lost his bid to take back his guilty plea. A judge ruled Thursday that Sen. Larry Craig (R-Restroom) could not withdraw his plea to a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge.

Even with his guilty plea still standing and against the wishes of most of his own party, Craig has also weaseled out of his earlier promise to resign and has announced he intends to complete his term.

The appropriately named fellow Idahoan Senator Mike Crapo is one of the few who still back Craig: "I look forward to serving with him as we continue to work on issues important to Idaho." Seems like having a liar, a self-hating closet gay and an accused sex offender for a representative don't figure into those "issues important to Idaho." God bless 'em. (Link to this)

UNDO YOUR BIBLE BELT AND DROP YOUR PANTS...

October 5, 2007

...it's time for more News From Christendom!

Tommy Tester, baptist molester...

Tommy Tester, a baptist minister and a WZAP-AM 690 Christian radio employee was arrested recently in Bristol, Tennessee. This is a particularly creative transgression that shows just how hard you have to work as a pervert in Jeezuzland these days to stand out against the competition.

"[Tommy] Tester allegedly pulled up in a blue 2007 Toyota Camry and offered to give Johnson City police officers oral sex when they arrived at 308 S. Belmont Street to investigate a report of indecent exposure... Tester, allegedly wearing a skirt, reportedly got out of his car at the Belmont Car Wash and urinated in a wash bay in public view with children present... A search of Tester’s vehicle reportedly revealed a half-empty pint-sized bottle of vodka and an empty bottle of Oxycodone in the passenger floorboard..."

There are so many offers by errant conservative pols and ministers to blow undercover cops making the news these days, it seems like our police are spending more time dodging penises than bullets out on the streets. Perhaps God could consider adding a new commandment to help out those pious denizens of Jeezuzland who are confused whether they should resist the lure of uniformed wang or not. How about "Commandment 11, the Bob Allen amendment: Thou shalt not bloweth cops"? Or "Thou shalt not covet thy police officer's schlong"? (Link to this)

TWEET TWEET... IT'S THE BABY CHICKENHAWKS

October 2, 2007

What are the House Democrats? Spineless enablers or tacit conspirators? Take your pick.

Senate Democrats just helped pass a defense policy bill authorizing another $150 billion for Emperor George's imperial bloodbaths in Afghanistan and Iraq. Wow, just imagine how much cash Bushco™ could have squeezed out of the beleaguered taxpayer if the Democrats weren't actually opposed to the war like the majority of the American people.

Since 2005, a majority of us have wanted an end to the war and the Democrats were elected in large part because of this. But, since winning the mid-terms, they've ignored public opinion and behaved like (a) spineless enablers or (b) tacit conspirators. Could we get a little democratic representation up in this bitch..?

But it gets worse. None of the frontrunners for the Democratic ticket in 2008 reflect either the opinions of their base or the antiwar majority. In a recent debate in Hanover, N.H., the three top Democratic presidential candidates refused to commit to have the U.S. out of Iraq by January 2013 (which would give the Iraq war ten years duration just like Vietnam).

Barack Obama characterized winding down the war within 6 years as "irresponsible" (my, Dick Cheney would be proud of that line) while Clinton predictably concurred. But it stung most to have even that well-coiffed man of the people John Edwards say "I cannot make that commitment."

With this level of disregard for their base, grassroots Dems must be feeling like those grassroots conservatives busily shunning the GOP in the wake of Rudy "Kill That Fetus" Giuliani's rise to popularity.

Perhaps we're headed for a 'perfect storm' of militant apathy in 2008 with voters on both sides rejecting their respective parties because they no longer give a rat's ass about what they want. (Link to this)

DOUCHEBAG BACK IN THE FRAY

October 1, 2007

Was hoping that geriatric egomaniac from Arizona had finally been persuaded to quit wasting his dwindling reserves of time, money and energy on his preposterous bid to be president... but, nope... he's back.

In an interview with Beliefnet, McCain was asked if a Muslim candidate could be a good president. "I just have to say in all candor that since this nation was founded primarily on Christian principles ... personally, I prefer someone who I know who has a solid grounding in my faith," McCain responded. Yet again, another cuntservative trying to appeal to Jeezuzland by perpetuating the myth that the promotion of religion had anything at all to do with the founding of America when, in reality, the precise opposite was true.

"I am for freedom of religion, and against all maneuvers to bring about a legal ascendancy of one sect over another." Said Jefferson. McCain (and any wingnuts taken in by his erroneous spiel) might like to remember that guy once in a while.

McCain then went on to say that being a Christian was "an important part of our qualifications to lead." So what if the Constitution says "...no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States."? I guess Douchebag knows better. (Link to this)

MORE DANGEROUS LUNACY FROM THE BUSHCO WAR MACHINE

October 1, 2007

Debra Cagan/Harry Dean Stanton in drag... s/he doesn't like Iranians...

British MPs visiting the Pentagon to discuss America's stance on Iran and Iraq were shocked to be told by Debra Cagan, a Bush foreign policy adviser: "I hate all Iranians."

"I formed the impression that some in America are looking for an excuse to attack Iran. It was very alarming." Said one MP. No merde, Messiuer Holmes, as they might say in Europe...

Meanwhile, "Freedom's Watch" (how they must snicker into their sleeves when they think of these names), a "deep-pocketed conservative group led by two former senior White House officials" will sponsor a private forum of 20 experts on radical Islam that is expected to make the case that Iran poses a direct threat to the security of the United States.

"If Hitler’s warnings were heeded when he wrote 'Mein Kampf,' he could have been stopped," said Bradley Blakeman, the president of Freedom’s Watch and a former deputy assistant to Bush in reference to Iran. Give me a fucking break... we're hearing the warnings coming from dangerous lunatics like Blakeman loud and clear, but I guess we're all just as lazy and complacent as the Germans were back in the 1920s. (Link to this)

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